Saturday, March 6, 2010

Life Advice from this Year's Best Film Nominees

"An Education" - drop out of school
"The Hurt Locker" - join the army
"Inglourious Basterds" - kill Nazis
"Up in the Air" - get married
"Up" - when your wife dies, make a young Asian friend
"Precious" - actually, school is important - re-enroll
"The Blind Side" - join the football team
"Avatar" - defend the environment
"District 9" - stop racism
"A Serious Man" - die in a tornado

-Zach Zimmerman '10

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